Sunday 4 May 2014

Nou Shou Sakuretsu Girl (脳漿炸裂ガール)

Nou Shou Sakuretsu Girl (脳漿炸裂ガール)
Original Singers: Hatsune Miku, GUMI/Megpoid
Producer: rerulili

Give me advice, I'll never care, annoying much?
No, no, I've bruised myself for sympathy
I wish I could share pain with all the people
Sending it though signal bypass

Let's go for a swim, in wild fantasies
Throwing up until everything absurd comes out
Since my focus strayed, I've got a mangled face
Give me a break! Give me macarons! They're divine~

If I just try to match my walking with the rhythm
1, 2, step! I'm more attractive now, probably
In conclusion, nonchalant boys who say they're apathetic
They'll fall so in love with me, the tempting lady

Let's go get a job, no way, I'm super useless
So I'll skip the interview and burn the car up
But I lost my cellphone, now what do I do~?
(There might be a problem with my autonomic nervous system.)

Ahh, if you talk egoistically, so high and mighty
Just for the stupid pleasure of male/female stuff
Take it from me, (I'm experienced,) it really isn't that hot
Ahh, if you really want it though, take that rod-type thing that you have--
Flowers the shade of blood
Blooming, surrounding us
I'm just a brain-bursting messed-up girl!

Come, come, let's dance like we're crazy (though it's true)
'Cause in 100 years everyone'll be dead
So let's all pretend it's the last day ever
Ya, ya, hold me tight and stop my scary shivering
'Cause if you squeeze hard enough my brain'll burst some more
And I'll fly the moon with my climax again

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That lawyer, yeah, him, he hasn't lost once
He wrote a book and titled it how-to
Now since I've bought it, at the Starbucks down the street
I'll order a caramel latte with a smug face

All those idols down in Hollywood end up the same
And all those clowns at festivals are love-blind
With a little makeup, I can be any one of those
Give me a break! I've brought macarons for a snack~

Slapping the bass to the rhythm of the people who are
"Suiciding" and climbing mountains. Geishas; everybody;
Time for my battle with the girls at the girly party...
Eating the sweets only and not sending Tweets (on Twitter)

Now I'm at the afterparty barbeque
Google tells me exactly where I'm supposed to be
My super ultra thin smartphone's contract ends too soon~
(Please confirm your password once more.)

Ahh, if you once told me that I'd wag my tail
Like a little cutie puppy, trying to appease everyone
I'd have quit before I even knew why
Ahh, just tie me up with the rope, you know what you're doing, don't you?
Authors of "special stuff"
Women who're "of the night"
I'm just a brain-bursting messed-up girl!

Come, come, let's dance like we're crazy (though it's true)
'Cause in 100 years everyone'll be dead
So let's all pretend it's the last day ever
Ya, ya, hold me tight and stop my scary shivering
'Cause if you squeeze hard enough I'll drown in my brain fluid
And I'll swim to the other side of the universe again

Come, come, let's dance like we're crazy (though it's true)
'Cause in 100 years I'll be reborn beautiful
So let's all pretend it's the last day ever
Ya, ya, make me shed this old and frail skin
'Cause if you squeeze hard enough my brain'll burst some more
And I'll fly the moon with my climax again


**Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. These were really fun to write.**

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